great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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