On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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