all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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