haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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