it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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