What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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