i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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