guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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