is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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