walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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