Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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