i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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