____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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