Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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