Kiss
Puke
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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