You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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