my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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