i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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