Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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