The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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