You work out of a Hotel?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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