I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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