I need help removing her.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
zippers are such a cool invention
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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