Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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