How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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