it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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