Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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