You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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