So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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