i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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