Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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