More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I would ride that face into the sunset
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