p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
do nipples grow back?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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