I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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