More tranny stories later!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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