from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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