I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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