no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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