But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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