waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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