And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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