a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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