we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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