ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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