I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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