the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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