I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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