My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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