dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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