Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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