Kiss
Puke
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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