i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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