clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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