i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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