idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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