Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Boobs speak an international language.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You were trust falling into bushes
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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