Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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